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Kendrew Cafe Simulator

Coffee Beans: 10🫘

Coffee Powder: 0🥄

Coffee Liquid: 0ml💧

Coffee Cups: 0☕

Money: £0.00💷

Basics

Buy

Beg for Beans🫘

Please sir, can I have some beans? Please? I promise I'll make you a coffee if you give me some beans. I need them to make coffee, you see. I can't make coffee without beans. Please sir, can I have some beans?

+1🫘

Buy 3 Beans🫘

Find a competing coffee shop and buy 3 beans from them. They don't understand you but you understand them. You know that they have beans and you want them. You offer them money for their beans and they accept.

+3🫘, -£0.03💷

Buy 10 Beans🫘

Find 10 beans on the ground and donate to the ground in recompense.

+10🫘, -£0.30💷

Buy 1000 Beans🫘

You stroll into the forest and find a tree that has beans growing on it. You pick 1000 beans from the tree and take them home. You feel a sense of accomplishment as you look at your collection of beans. The tree then sends you an invoice.

+1,000🫘, -£3,000💷

Sell

Sell 3 Beans🫘

You sell a 3 beans to a customer. They are very happy with their purchase and leave a generous tip.

+£0.01💷, -3🫘

Sell Bean Bag🫘

Comfort is King. A bean bag is just what customers need.

+£0.06💷, -20🫘

Sell Powder🥄

You give some powder to someone for some cash. They snort it immediately; a disgrace to your profession.

+£0.01💷, -1🥄

Sell Powder Box🥄

Sand pits are out of fashion. In now: powder boxes.

+£0.04💷, -5🥄

Sell Liquid💧

You find a man crawling out of the desert. 'Water.... pleasee....' he manages to mumble out. You give him a single millilitre of Coffee Liquid💧 and he is renewed. He gives you a generous tip for your kindness.

+£0.03💷, -1ml💧

Sell Liquid Tank💧

Mr. Pacific reaches out to you with a large cheque: 'I need liquid. Now. Global warming has begged me to rise, but I am without a source. Please, help me flow into the gates of Amsterdam.'

+£300.00💷, -1L💧

Sell Cup☕

Finally, a regular sale, you sigh. The customer then throws it on the ground and does a tap dance, smiling with glee. They then leave a tip.

+£1.00💷, -1☕

Sell Cup Holder☕

A hollywood bigshot comes into your shop and buys a cup holder. They then proceed to throw it on the ground and do a tap dance, smiling with glee. They then leave a tip.

+£5.00💷, -6☕